1 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:36,756 Hey, Stewie. What if Does daddy teach you how to swim? 2 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:39,916 Go away, fat man. 3 00:00:40,135 --> 00:00:42,879 What do you think you're doing? No means no. 4 00:00:43,035 --> 00:00:44,512 Good. There it goes! 5 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:48,368 Come on Stewie. To the pool. 6 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,019 No, I don't want to die! I want to live! 7 00:00:51,215 --> 00:00:52,760 Live! 8 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:55,746 Peter, stop! never goes to learn that way. 9 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,092 Maybe I could take swimming lessons this summer. Would you like that, Stewie? 10 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:02,941 I guess it couldn't be worse than that summer he spent in India. 11 00:01:03,222 --> 00:01:05,589 Whatever you do, little one, don't touch anything. 12 00:01:05,752 --> 00:01:07,569 Very good, Dr. Jones, I won't touch anything. 13 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,232 Indie! 14 00:01:11,394 --> 00:01:13,606 The lady is only here because she sleeps with the director. 15 00:01:17,069 --> 00:01:20,092 Look at this place! What happened? with the videos for sale? 16 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:21,573 We took them out two weeks ago. 17 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:24,593 Welcome to Lackbuster Video, 50 thousand stores throughout the country. 18 00:01:24,795 --> 00:01:28,301 Well, you know, I used to come here a or twice a week... 19 00:01:28,472 --> 00:01:31,431 ...to rent movies his "back room." 20 00:01:31,685 --> 00:01:34,829 Do you understand? a room "for adults only." 21 00:01:35,035 --> 00:01:40,322 Do you understand where I'm going? Those movies called porn. 22 00:01:40,504 --> 00:01:43,123 completely naked people fornicating for the camera. Do you understand? 23 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,718 Sorry, but Lackbuster Video He has a very strong moral position... 24 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:48,633 ...against pornography, the mind open and non-Christians. 25 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:52,043 Oh yes? And why do they have "The Prince of the tides"? Barbra Streisand is Jewish. 26 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:53,514 We censor some of our movies. 27 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:55,550 I think I love you, doctor. 28 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:59,750 No, Tom, you're wrong. You don't love me. You love the idea my person. 29 00:02:00,155 --> 00:02:00,898 Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. 30 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,063 Do me a favor and fill this out bag with films with... 31 00:02:04,243 --> 00:02:06,737 ...women with women or any thing with an amputee. 32 00:02:06,899 --> 00:02:09,206 Save your money, Tucker. This place does not have pornography. 33 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,580 They think it's immoral! 34 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:16,752 Do you know what breaks my gears? Where does the Bible say that you cannot... 35 00:02:17,064 --> 00:02:19,429 ...stay in the privacy of the room from your neighbor when your neighbor is... 36 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:20,893 ...working because I I don't have a DVD player? 37 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:24,537 Well, I don't know where it says it because The Bible is too long to read. 38 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:27,918 It was a big complaint. We look for someone who complains about things... 39 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:32,006 ...no sense to replace our segment on the Middle East. 40 00:02:32,176 --> 00:02:33,663 I would be great at that! 41 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:37,337 I was dying to get back on TV. since I stopped hosting "Family Feud." 42 00:02:37,602 --> 00:02:40,966 How are you, Betsy? Welcome to program. You are a lovely girl. 43 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:44,390 Let me put my hand here to feel this. And this one. 44 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:49,532 Now name three things you buy in a shopping Three seconds. 45 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,807 Quahog. Community pool. 46 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:56,565 Come on, Stewie. Don't be afraid. 47 00:02:56,745 --> 00:02:59,047 It's just water, it doesn't bite. 48 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:01,513 Shut up! I know not bite, stupid. 49 00:03:01,675 --> 00:03:05,638 What stupid things you say! you drown in the water, idiot. You are not bitten. 50 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,820 Hello, little one. Look at Brad there. 51 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,466 My star student. Do you see how brave he is? 52 00:03:10,555 --> 00:03:14,032 He is not brave, I will tell you who He is brave. Ghandi! 53 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,893 And the blacks are always like: "Hey, bitch." 54 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:20,499 And we Hindus do not call our women that way. 55 00:03:20,679 --> 00:03:22,815 You stink! 56 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:31,121 �Then it is pool water that Does a little girl come back or is it just any water? 57 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:36,033 Mom, Brian is bothering me! 58 00:03:36,355 --> 00:03:40,617 I heard that swimmers shave everything the hair of the head and its parts... 59 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:44,550 - ...to move faster. - I don't need any stupid tricks, okay? 60 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,977 As soon as my technique will beat Brad... 61 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,494 ...as easy as when I I took care of that other child. 62 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,635 Gasper, throw away! 63 00:03:55,072 --> 00:03:56,976 I'm sorry about that, friend. Are you dead? 64 00:03:57,151 --> 00:04:00,287 Yes, it doesn't matter. he was going to kill me Tuesday anyway. 65 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:03,620 Peter, you shouldn't be getting ready for your first news segment? 66 00:04:03,853 --> 00:04:06,841 Yes, I'm a little nervous, I don't know what I'm going to talk about. 67 00:04:07,051 --> 00:04:08,326 You can talk about me. 68 00:04:08,492 --> 00:04:10,337 Yes, of course, I will talk about you. 69 00:04:11,104 --> 00:04:13,885 Hi, I'm Meg! I go to school, I wear glasses. 70 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,831 Very good. 71 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:25,559 In other news. After several days of uncertainty and terror. 72 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:27,022 Finally my period arrived. 73 00:04:27,186 --> 00:04:31,120 I'm sure you and your brother must mourn the loss of the baby... 74 00:04:31,264 --> 00:04:33,550 ...two-headed he would have been. Now on to Peter Griffin... 75 00:04:33,805 --> 00:04:36,331 ...with the segment: "They know What breaks my gears?" 76 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:39,055 Thanks Tom. "They know that Does it break my gears? 77 00:04:39,231 --> 00:04:42,746 �No one has invented a new joke father or rabbi like in 30 years! 78 00:04:42,911 --> 00:04:47,495 A father and a rabbi enter in a supermarket. 79 00:04:47,911 --> 00:04:51,120 The father wants to buy ham and the Rabbi says: "I can't eat it" 80 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,477 "It's forbidden, I can't eat it." 81 00:04:53,635 --> 00:04:55,438 Pigs are like superheroes for them. 82 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:58,975 Is it perfect? No! �But not the I see you inventing nothing! 83 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,912 And that, friends, is what I breaks the gears. Tom? 84 00:05:04,249 --> 00:05:06,921 - Are you going to take all day? - I'm brushing my teeth! 85 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,169 You only have two teeth, You can't take that long... 86 00:05:09,665 --> 00:05:10,665 My God! 87 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,166 Hello. 88 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,167 Wow... 89 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:18,740 You're taking away the hairs in that area? 90 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:21,041 Oh yes. 91 00:05:22,069 --> 00:05:24,981 You have the right to tell me no, but... 92 00:05:25,169 --> 00:05:27,561 ...�can you shave me the stripe? 93 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:36,501 No way, friend! 94 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,339 Good God! 95 00:05:43,024 --> 00:05:45,062 You don't have to get upset so much for that. 96 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:47,128 Quahog. Community pool. 97 00:05:47,679 --> 00:05:50,508 �Okay!, �We will have our first fun little race! 98 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:54,434 �When the whistle blows all the Parents throw their children in the pool! 99 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,715 If your child does not go out the surface immediately... 100 00:05:56,887 --> 00:05:59,116 ...probably just wants draw attention 101 00:05:59,379 --> 00:06:01,213 - Ready? - Good luck, Stewie. 102 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,478 "Good luck, Stewie." That's you, that's what you sound like. 103 00:06:06,548 --> 00:06:09,013 I got you, Brad! Damn! Damn! 104 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:16,882 A Band-Aid! 105 00:06:17,949 --> 00:06:19,186 I got you, sweetness. 106 00:06:27,171 --> 00:06:29,582 - Very good, Brad! - Isn't that adorable? 107 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:30,803 �It's much better than my children! 108 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:32,351 Life jacket. 109 00:06:33,405 --> 00:06:38,359 Do you think you'll make me look like a fool? Well think about it again. 110 00:06:39,725 --> 00:06:43,319 Brad, there's a candy for you there. 111 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:50,065 Damn! 112 00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:07,250 "Welcome to hell" 113 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,442 Hell? It's a bit exaggerated. 114 00:07:10,719 --> 00:07:12,959 Okay, I tried to kill to my mother all my life... 115 00:07:13,109 --> 00:07:13,974 ...but who didn't? 116 00:07:14,237 --> 00:07:16,336 To be hell It's not that bad. 117 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,046 Hi, I'm Steve Allen. 118 00:07:18,222 --> 00:07:19,963 - Oh, Hello! - Well, let's do it. 119 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:26,078 I'm alive! 120 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:30,145 "Stewie! My baby!" I thought I had lost you. 121 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:35,183 I can't believe it. All these years I thought I was living in hell... 122 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:37,817 ...but it's much worse. This is a sign... 123 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:42,659 ...from now on, Steward Gilligand Griffin will be a good boy! 124 00:07:43,075 --> 00:07:45,578 I don't understand. I was just going to ask neck massage. 125 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:48,646 I wonder what there will be on television in hell? 126 00:08:01,836 --> 00:08:04,319 - Good morning, Brian. - Nice day, isn't it? 127 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:07,264 Those who make you happy to be alive. I made sweet dessert. 128 00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:09,265 This... It's okay. 129 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:15,318 What...uh... what are you doing? 130 00:08:15,486 --> 00:08:18,852 From what I feel, working a few years of stress. 131 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,683 What happens is that when I died, I saw where I was going... 132 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:24,584 ...and I didn't like it one bit. 133 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:27,330 Wow, I feel so uncomfortable now. 134 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:29,642 So I decided to change my way 135 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,619 Because now I know who I want to be 136 00:08:32,463 --> 00:08:35,366 I have confidence in the shine of the sun! 137 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,441 I have confidence in the rain! 138 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:41,875 �I am confident that spring will return! 139 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:45,224 Besides that, I have trust in me 140 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,151 Here you go, drink plenty of water. 141 00:08:48,471 --> 00:08:50,471 - Brian? -Yes? 142 00:08:51,159 --> 00:08:52,732 Thanks for listening to me. 143 00:08:53,109 --> 00:08:56,496 God, that was more disturbing than the cartoon from the other day. 144 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:04,499 Be very very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. 145 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,580 What's new, old man? 146 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,669 God! 147 00:09:29,293 --> 00:09:31,263 Silence! �His father is on the air! 148 00:09:31,569 --> 00:09:33,114 They know it breaks me the gears? 149 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,615 Lindsay Lohan. 150 00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:39,331 With your little clothes, showing on stage. 151 00:09:39,534 --> 00:09:41,642 half naked with their little suits. 152 00:09:41,643 --> 00:09:45,643 You know, you're there jumping and here I am with my beer. 153 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,579 So, what do you know? supposed to do? 154 00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:52,815 What do you want? Are we going out? Is that what you're trying to do? 155 00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:56,711 Rubbing those things on the face? 156 00:09:57,021 --> 00:10:00,465 What do you want Lindsay? Tell me what you want! 157 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:03,292 I'll tell you what you want. You don't want anything! 158 00:10:03,512 --> 00:10:07,639 You don't want anything! because We know that no woman... 159 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,498 ...nowhere, He wants sex with no one. 160 00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:14,200 And want to make us believe Otherwise it is just a deception. 161 00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:17,799 You are so right. At women like to provoke. 162 00:10:17,819 --> 00:10:19,769 That's why I went out with men again. 163 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:24,019 It's okay, mom. Thanks for that. See you later. 164 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:26,614 Continue. 165 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,313 �Another one that breaks the gears is not getting the droids I want! 166 00:10:30,853 --> 00:10:32,719 Me too, agree with that! 167 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:35,537 - It's what breaks my gears. - Ready! 168 00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,333 - Take the microphone away from me. - Good job, Mr. Griffin! 169 00:10:38,686 --> 00:10:40,987 - It was fabulous! - Fantastic! 170 00:10:41,165 --> 00:10:44,956 This job is better than that was hot at night... 171 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,509 ...to Lara Flinn Boyle. 172 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:49,505 Thanks, Peter, I was a little cold. 173 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:52,602 No problem, Lara, May you have nice dreams. 174 00:10:54,498 --> 00:10:56,619 - Hey, Lara? -Yes? 175 00:10:56,804 --> 00:10:59,959 �It's Dylan Mc. Dermott nice in person? 176 00:11:02,473 --> 00:11:03,523 How good. 177 00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:07,869 I feel ridiculous. 178 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,113 But you can't go go ahead with me. 179 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,386 Where are we going? 180 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:16,914 We will see the most perfect bush of bushes from all over Cleveland. 181 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,476 - You have to see it! - For the love of God! 182 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,402 - Brian? - What? 183 00:11:21,571 --> 00:11:23,520 - Knock-knock. - Come on. 184 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:25,425 - Knock-knock. -Who is it? 185 00:11:25,599 --> 00:11:28,657 Your friend Stewie. and always I will be here for you. 186 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,079 Table for two. 187 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,330 Sorry, we have a 45 minute wait. 188 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,698 It's not a shame, dear? 189 00:11:37,887 --> 00:11:43,348 I know what to wait in line for restaurant, it "breaks your gears." 190 00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:46,100 My God, it's you! I loved your claim to... 191 00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:48,615 ...the bread is square and the mortadella is round. 192 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,657 A table ends to become unemployed. 193 00:11:51,323 --> 00:11:53,303 Hey, we've been waiting! 194 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:54,730 Michael Moore. 195 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:57,186 Mr. Tucker, we need your table. 196 00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:58,305 But I already placed my order. 197 00:11:58,306 --> 00:12:01,836 We have a private cabin ready for you. Over here. 198 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,145 - Griffin! - Diane. 199 00:12:04,464 --> 00:12:06,479 �I can't believe we got a table at the best restaurant... 200 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:11,335 ...of the city! Without having reserved. We are progressing in life. 201 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:13,725 Yes, but I would like to see how They are those private cabins. 202 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:19,700 This is totally unacceptable! 203 00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:22,389 How long is it going to take? I'm very hungry. 204 00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:29,495 Hello, B. Rupert and I We're about to have dinner... 205 00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:32,226 - Excuse me, did you just call me "B"? - Yes, B. 206 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:36,235 Let's have plasticine for dinner with pubic hair Will you join us? 207 00:12:36,484 --> 00:12:38,922 No, thanks. I thought you might like to see this. 208 00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:43,377 This is the most spider web absolutely and perfectly destroyed. 209 00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:45,792 - Where is the spider? - Knock-knock. 210 00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:47,245 -Who is it? - I ate it! 211 00:12:47,411 --> 00:12:49,495 Damn! Who the hell do you think you are? 212 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:53,252 I knew it. I knew you hadn't changed. 213 00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:56,835 It's okay. He was pretending to be good. It's not the worst thing I've ever done. 214 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,345 Steve, he's coming here! Grab her! 215 00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,740 I don't want to interfere! 216 00:13:02,859 --> 00:13:05,232 It's a foul ball. What harm can you do? 217 00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:09,479 I don't want to go to hell, but no I can fight against my nature. 218 00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:11,032 I am a detestable person. 219 00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:14,180 You are not obnoxious. you just need control your anger, like me. 220 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:16,195 Getting drunk all day? 221 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:18,729 Wait a minute. That's it! 222 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:21,263 If I get drunk, I will be calm. If I am calm it will be good. 223 00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:22,972 If I'm good, I won't go to hell! 224 00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:25,395 Prepare me one that hits, I want to calm down. 225 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,599 You can't drink, You are an infant, okay? 226 00:13:27,769 --> 00:13:29,859 In addition, there are better ways to solve your problem. 227 00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:32,837 I guess you're right. Thanks, Brian, I was weak. 228 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,153 No problem. 229 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,980 My God! Do you know what time it is? 230 00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:43,749 Time for a sexy party! 231 00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:05,915 - So, Brian, I... what? - I didn't say anything. 232 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,486 I thought... I thought I You were interrupting. 233 00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:11,071 - Don't interrupt me. - Are you okay? 234 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,949 I'm as good as your face! 235 00:14:15,884 --> 00:14:18,749 I'm sorry... I'm sorry... sorry... 236 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:25,407 Dear, what are you going to complain about today? Can you give me an advance? 237 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:26,408 I've got something good, Lois. 238 00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,712 Parents who let things be done what they want from their children. 239 00:14:28,855 --> 00:14:30,146 I hate that! 240 00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:33,076 Like when I'm in a restaurant about to enjoy my dinner... 241 00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:36,632 ...and a baby son of Whore cries non-stop. 242 00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:38,997 �Parents need control your children! 243 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:44,127 Look everyone! "I'm going to do something that will amaze you!" 244 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:48,148 I'm going to jump from this shelf to my chair. 245 00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:52,114 I'm going to jump... are you watching? Do they do it? 246 00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:55,229 "Stewie, don't interrupt, you're breaking me." the gears when you do it! 247 00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,636 He said it! 248 00:14:59,556 --> 00:15:03,265 They're leaving... they're leaving... They're going to miss it! 249 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:09,636 For God's sake, friend! Did you see it? 250 00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:14,071 Did you see it...? Look... Look at this cut. 251 00:15:14,253 --> 00:15:16,113 It's the size of my leg! 252 00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:20,515 It cut me so deep! But it doesn't hurt. 253 00:15:20,778 --> 00:15:23,413 Okay, time for your nap. Don't worry, Lois. I carry it. 254 00:15:25,147 --> 00:15:31,115 What the hell? Why are we here? He is rude to them. 255 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,915 - You're drunk. - You're sexy. 256 00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:36,675 You have to stop. No more drinking. I'm sorry I gave you the idea. 257 00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:40,591 I don't know what your problem is... I never felt better. 258 00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:43,516 Okay, now never I felt better. 259 00:15:48,045 --> 00:15:50,448 Peter, there will be a lot people watching tonight. 260 00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,522 Keep your eyes on the prize! 261 00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:55,639 I mean, ball. On the ball. The sight on the ball. 262 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,264 Take two. 263 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,673 You know, Peter, there will be a lot people watching tonight. 264 00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:02,116 You better not ruin it. Use take two. 265 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,439 Don't worry about me, Tom, it'll be fine. 266 00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:07,814 On air in 3, 2... 267 00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,945 And it's time for "What "It breaks my gears." 268 00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,450 With Peter Griffin. 269 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,159 Thank you, Diane. "They know what Does it break my gears? 270 00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:18,195 Those x-ray glasses that They used to sell in comics. 271 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:19,254 Screw it up! 272 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:20,695 I have saved forever to buy one of these things... 273 00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,297 ...and when I finally had it yesterday... 274 00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:24,767 ...I couldn't see the inside from my son's belly. 275 00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,760 See, I wanted to see if I ate the last chocolate. 276 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,245 Because I told him that I loved him. 277 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,137 I am a rapist. 278 00:16:34,138 --> 00:16:35,432 I assure you that really I broke my gears. 279 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:37,627 Pay attention to me! I'm trying to make you ruin it! 280 00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:42,179 - Did you want to see me, sir? - You're fired, Tom! 281 00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,841 Hand in your press pass and any other property of the studio. 282 00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,892 - What are we doing here? - Do you like to get drunk? Good. 283 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,840 I'm going to make you so drunk that You won't want to drink back. 284 00:16:57,996 --> 00:16:59,140 Come on. 285 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,566 Cold. It's so cold. 286 00:17:14,929 --> 00:17:17,790 - Thank you, Horace. - Are you 18 years old? 287 00:17:17,948 --> 00:17:19,535 The drinking age is 21 years. 288 00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:25,997 For black people. 289 00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:29,273 Thanks for making us always look good. 290 00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:54,176 - Was it good? - God! Thanks, friend! 291 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,823 "I can't believe you have saved all those! 292 00:17:58,824 --> 00:18:02,730 Lois... do you think he Will Lois like them? 293 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:05,518 - You love Lois! - Shut up! 294 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:07,981 Give me the keys. 295 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:11,026 - I'm not well. - No! Give me the keys. 296 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,677 - I drive. - Give me the keys, you're very drunk. 297 00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:16,203 - I'm fine. -Peter, Meg, Brian... 298 00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:18,981 ...Brian, you are very drunk to drive. 299 00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:20,200 I, I... 300 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:23,538 You are right. Here you go. 301 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,358 And those were sports. 302 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,751 And now we go to Ollie Williams with pet adoption of the week. 303 00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,521 -Who wants this dog? - Thanks, Ollie. 304 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,590 And now we go to Peter Griffin with "What breaks me... 305 00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:46,932 Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore. 306 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:48,841 I have an exclusive story. 307 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,760 And also I can't review my emails from home. 308 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,684 Did you notice that TCP/IP is sending? 309 00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:55,342 - Yes, I did, Ollie. - Did you activate cookies? 310 00:18:55,491 --> 00:18:56,844 - Yes, Ollie. - Do you want this dog? 311 00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:58,421 No thanks Ollie. Put the tape on. 312 00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:00,508 This is the scene of an agenda of alcohol from last night... 313 00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:02,756 ...where a car driven by an intoxicated child... 314 00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,095 ...caused thousands of dollars in damage. 315 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:07,206 Put it on my account. 316 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:11,742 It was like everything was in slow motion, you know? And it was like... 317 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,323 ...and I couldn't stop it. 318 00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:15,756 And who is the father of the child in the car? 319 00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:19,220 Tom! Tom! I know! I know! Tom! Here, Tom! 320 00:19:19,446 --> 00:19:21,915 A man that everyone you respect so much. 321 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,975 Your beloved Peter Griffin. 322 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,524 Thank goodness he didn't ask me. I was going to say it was someone else. 323 00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:27,263 Thanks, Tom. 324 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,650 And now the negligent father who will be the new social reject... 325 00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:33,139 ...Peter Griffin, with another segment of "What breaks my gears?" 326 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:34,803 -Peter. - Thank you, Diane. 327 00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:36,793 "They know what Does it break my gears? 328 00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:38,681 People of the 19th century. 329 00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,484 Why don't they take their horses? to the "Mr. Ed." 330 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:45,335 It's called a car, friends. It is much faster than a horse. 331 00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:49,279 Well, it looks like I was fired. 332 00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:52,477 Well, while I find out that I was fired, let me tell you something. 333 00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:54,722 "They know what Does it break my gears? 334 00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:55,997 You, America! 335 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,220 Screw you! Diane. 336 00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,067 Tom! Catch him! 337 00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:12,274 Did you miss daddy? Did you miss daddy? 338 00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:15,008 It's all good. It's all... you're shaking. 339 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,457 Go away. 340 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,955 - Do you have a hangover? - I'm never going to drink again. Never! 341 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,618 I hope you have learned something from all this. 342 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:32,402 Certainly yes, Brian. It seems like I keep discovering myself. 343 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,299 But for now I have to accept the fact that I'm an angry boy... 344 00:20:35,462 --> 00:20:37,344 ...which occasionally tries burn down the house or... 345 00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:38,824 ...throw poisoned darts at his mother. 346 00:20:38,825 --> 00:20:40,477 After all not I can let one... 347 00:20:40,512 --> 00:20:42,935 ...experience close to Death affects my life, right? 348 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:44,878 I'm glad that finally you have discovered it. 349 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:45,932 Are you going to be okay? 350 00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:47,119 Yes, yes, I'll be fine 351 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:49,976 I just hope I remember where I got lost last night 352 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:52,395 And who the hell is R.M.? 353 00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,046 You have to do this right, Roger. 354 00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,677 You can't look desperate. You must wait 3 days. It's the rule. 355 00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:04,040 But God, I want to talk to him now! 356 00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:07,835 Damn!